Maybe Not Such A Delicate Petal

Well folks, wedding season is in full swing and along with that comes a plethora of wedding traditions. There are bachelor and bachelorette parties, bridal showers and then all of the superstitions associated with the bride in the wedding. One of the most well known is the tossing of the bouquet. As we all know, the lucky girl that catches the bouquet is supposed to be the next girl to get married of all the girls vying for the cherished airborne floral arrangement. If that is true and said girl happens to go out drinking after the reception and just happens to use the bouquet to stop the gushing flow of vomit from coming out of her mouth, thusly ruining said bouquet, is that a good or bad omen for her pending nuptials? All I could do was laugh as wave after wave of puke came out of this poor girl, leaking out of the stems of the bouquet at first, then flowing out onto her arms and the bar. Oh, and it didn’t stop there, when someone tried to help her into the bathroom and she tried to open the door with her head, she threw out one last bellyful of bile onto the door and on her shoes when her head failed to open the door. At least she bounced back after her bathroom adventure and was able to walk out on her own power. Unlike the bouquet, she was definitely no delicate pedal.

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