The Skank-Tity Of Marriage

Well, its official, Creepy Old Married Guy season is now upon us. I had my first sighting last night and it wasn’t pretty. Two older guys came in, one with a wedding ring and the other with the obvious wedding ring indentation on his finger, looking for “Where the action is” in town, hitting on everything that moved in the bar. I have to say, the funniest part of the whole ordeal was the girl getting a drink at the bar noticing one of the guys about to say something to her and she turned and looked at him and said “I’m sure what you’re about to say to me is going to be hilarious and insightful!” and walked away before a sound could come out of his mouth. I actually laughed out loud at him. After one of them knocked over his beer, they must have figured out that it was a futile endeavor and split before the other one could finish his beer. I just never understood the whole “What happens in (insert any place you can go on a guys retreat and act like an ass trying to cheat on your significant other) stays in (blank)!“ I guess I’m just old fashioned, either that or I just don’t like getting STDs, bringing them home, giving them to my partner and ruining the life we’ve built together because I have to go out and poke some skank. Hey, whatever floats your boat.

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he could have been newly divorced...
but probably not

he could have been newly divorced...
but probably not

he could have been newly divorced...
but probably not

Were they from N.C.? If so, I think my girlfriend and I ran into them at another local dive on Thursday! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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