What's Up Baby?

We have recently acquired “Crazy Baby Walker Bum” somehow in the last week or so. He likes to cruise around town pushing a baby walker and the first time I saw him last week I kind of got freaked out, wondering why in the fuck our door guy let someone in the bar with a baby after the time limit we have to allow minors inside the place. Well, me being about as sharp as a bowling ball when I’m busy with customers, misunderstood when I was told he was being allowed inside because it was cold out and he wanted to warm up, not knowing there was not a baby in the stroller. As I was about to go talk to the man about not being able to have an infant in the bar he walked out the back, so I was sure the problem had dissolved itself, then the man came back inside without the stroller an I freaked out, thinking he had left a baby alone outside the bar in the alley! I almost came unglued until I was informed there WAS no baby and he was just a crazy homeless guy, then I was just annoyed after that. I eventually asked him to leave after he had warmed up a bit and had some coffee and it has bitten me in the butt ever since then. He keeps coming back in, leaving the stroller outside, freaking people that are not aware that there is no baby in the stroller when he leaves it unattended. I am going to have to ban him from the bar, my black heart has no sympathy in these situations, there are places for people like this to get the help they need, and we are not a charity. If you want to find sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

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Not You're Average Birthday Boy.....

“ WAHOOO! It’s my birthday! I am soooo drunk! Please don’t serve me anything man!” Has to be one of my favorite opening lines by a customer to date. This guy was obviously intoxicated and his friends were just looking at me like “Really? If he doesn’t shut up soon we are going to beat his ass!” He whooped all over the bar with vim and vigor, shaking hands and being genuinely excited about being thirty-two. The girl with him ordered a shot, for herself, apologized profusely and dragged him out of there. I couldn’t help but laugh at the spectacle, especially when he absolutely made it clear several times he did not need any more drinks. This kind of happy go lucky drunkard idiot I can handle. No arguments from boozed up yahoos about stupid crap like, “It’s my birthday” or “But I’m getting married!” or “I just got out of prison Dawg!” is a refreshing change. Thank you birthday boy! Party on!

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Can't See The Fork For The Sandwich....

You know when a big guy comes in looking for food at around eleven o’clock at night you better come up with something good for him. So dude comes in, about six foot two, three hundred twenty pounds with a blonde perm-bob haircut and asks for a menu. He’s had a few drinks, but is nice and funny so what the hell, lets serve him up some dinner and see what happens. I finally get him to order the meatloaf melt and my cook hooks it up like a tow truck. I have to admit, I was thinking about having one after I saw this thing. So he digs in and is freaking out about how much he likes the sandwich, eyes closed, savoring a bite he says “Buddy! You said this was going to be good, but you didn’t say it was going to be like this!” Then he asks for a fork and I told him it was right under his hand and he says “See, this thing is so good I didn’t even realize I had a fork!” He then finished his meal, hopped in a cab and was gone. It was hilarious to watch the guy, he was so animated and in utter delight over something so simple. Some nights I need a little entertainment too.

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Bar Rage

When it comes to people that are an annoyance every time I have to interact with them, I hit a point where I just refuse to have them in the bar. Whether its fighting, not controlling their drunkenness, being creepy towards other customers or just being too much of an ass for me to want to deal with, I turn them away before problems can even start. Last night I did just that, this guy walks in that I have had to kick out every time he has come in, not every once in a while, but every time. So I tell him “Sorry man, I will not be serving you, you have been told you are not welcome here before, you need to go. Have a nice night.” He instantly starts in on calling me an asshole, then a fag, then a democrat (Ewww! I’m an independent, don’t tell me how to vote!) Then he called me a communist, and then asked me if I came here from Mexico! Of course my answer to the last question was “Sure! Why not?” Then he freaks out and screams “Well FUCK YOU!” at me, then a nice customer grabs him and walks him outside, I follow and tell him he’s not welcome, followed up with a bunch of derogatory terms aimed at me, door closes, goodbye. Or so I think. About two hours later, here he comes again, my cook stops him and tells him he’s not welcome, he argues it away about the time I show up and tell him to leave and not come back. He instantly flips into psycho mode, we have to remove him from the bar and listen to his ranting and going on about how I am a communist, a faggot, and a junkie. Then he calls me an asshole, I said “You finally got one right, I am an asshole!” He freaked out and then said, and I quote “You have a week to live!” So I called the cops and had them deal with it from there. I was pretty worked up, and my cook told me I looked like I was going to smash the guy in the face, of course I didn’t but it made me realize just how pissed I was and helped me calm down. I don’t like it when people get that far under my skin, but it was a good lesson in self control. I am the only one that can allow me to get that mad, no matter what the situation. Thank God I had about six or seven people there to support me and have my back. Apparently it’s not a good idea to threaten me or you might have a lot of people that like me to make drinks for them want to beat you down.

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I guess your death clock has begun to tick! Are you looking through your Bucket list before it all turns black? haha

All I could find in my bucket was some rusty pennies and some atm reciepts from the strip club

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Irresistable Force Versus Immoveable Object

Yes, the age old question “What would happen if an unstoppable force collided with the unmovable object?” The classic Omnipotence Paradox, something that could never happen because if something is truly unstoppable then there cannot be something truly unmovable in existence as well, and vice versa. Well, fortunately for me I get the constant study of what I like to call the Impotency Paradox, which would be the other classic “Completely stoppable force against the totally moveable object.” Two of my shining stars last night were great examples of this clash of the titans, or as I like to call it, drunk and bummy vs. uneducated drunk white trash. Mr. White Trash was trying to start a fight with Mr. Bum who was more than happy to oblige him, so I stepped in and stopped Mr. Trash then moved Mr. Bum out the door. Yes two impotent jerks, one easy solution. O.K. it might not qualify for a scientific study, but maybe someone will give me some grant money for it anyway. If people get paid to study how much methane is released into the atmosphere when a bee farts, why not my Impotency Paradox?

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