Sex And Pizza

If anyone has seen the Saturday Night Live “Bill Brasky” sketch from years ago when that show was good, then you have some idea about the group of old guys that came in last night. Loud and obnoxious is fairly normal for a Friday night, but these guys were the “I’m loud because I’m important! Pay attention to me!!” kind of people that just annoy the crap out of anyone within earshot. Finally, the loudest guy chimes in with “There’s no such thing as a bad blowjob! It’s like pizza! When it’s bad it’s still good, and when it’s good it’s great!” Well sir, it’s not always good, sometimes it’s messy, too sloppy, takes too long and just seems like they don’t really care if it’s done properly. It’s hard to find a good pizza place!

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