Oh Tool, Thy Name Art Craftsman!

Ladies, when a guy comes up to you and says something like “What’s your name? I’m not trying to hit on you or anything, I just noticed you sitting here by yourself…..” they are hitting on you. Keep an eye on your drink and don’t leave the door open with your response to encourage further conversation, unless that is what you want. And guys, when you ask what someone’s name is, and your response is “That is the best name ever! I love that name!” you should expect a response like “You are a liar!” Also, it is a dead giveaway that you are indeed trying to hit on them, especially when they have seen you pulling the same smooth moves with two other people in the bar. Sir, you shall be known as Craftsman from this day forward because you are indeed a tool, just like the lady said.

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