Go Home Apple Buddy

Here’s a helpful hint to anyone that gets cut off at a bar. GO HOME! Don’t lurk around hitting on girls, acting like a tough guy and forgetting that you got cut off multiple times, just go home. If you think that you are going to change my mind or try to intimidate me, you sir, are mistaken. And when you tell me you are a bartender at Applebee's and its okay like we’re friends or bros or something, you can take that assumption and shove it, very far, up into your lower colon with a big stick full of slivers. Have a sparkling day!

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