June 2014

Cheap Ass

What was my favorite question of the night you might ask? “Hey dude, what kind of discount will you give me if I order twelve drinks?” It a busy Friday night and he interrupted me in the middle of helping another customer so my response (after I told him to wait his turn) was “Hmmm, let me think, I’d have to say none. What can I get you?” He looked at me kind of confused and said “Coors Light please.” Really? You’re only going to be a big shot if you get a discount? You sir are an ass, and a cheap one at that.